Ever notice those decals some males have on cars that say "No Fat Chicks"? They have been around now for years, all kinds of them. What has amazed me all of those years is how the guy looks when he gets out of his truck (cuz you can bet he is drivin' a truck. No question. Hands down.).
One would think that in order to be choosy about a potential mates looks, that person wold have some looks himself. I have yet to see a good lookin' guy with the No Fat Chicks decal. I am not saying some good looking guys don't want to date fat girls. I am just saying that those who feel it is their right to advertise their extremely discriminating "good" taste seem to seldom look in a mirror.
Damn! Let me tell you, fat girls across the country breathe a sigh of relief when they see that decal. One less ahole to worry about in their life. The day suddenly seems a bit brighter.
Gals, I think it is time that we get a few decals for our cars. How about "No Missing Teeth?" or "No Hairy Ass Crack Sticking Out Of Jeans?" or maybe
"No Rednecks With IQ of 20?"
"If you're redneck but don't know it, clap your hands!
If you're redneck but don't know it, clap your hands!
If you're redneck but don't know it, well don't worry
You sure show it!
If you're redneck but don't know it, clap your hands!"
Later. Gotta go thank my lucky stars that Joe Redneck down the street is not attracted to me. Damn. I have always fantasized about how his big gut must bounce when he's doing the "wild thang". Be still my heart!